Raccoon

[Chorus]

Find me in the forest
Or strolling through the city
Black mask striped tailed
Don’t I look pretty
Me and my merry bandits
So charming and witty
Raccoons rule the night
So tonight, let’s get silly

You might catch me in the sewer or maybe a trash can
Some call me a trash panda, I get a bad rap man
Yeah, I eat leftovers but don’t call me the trash man
I’m just being resourceful, who could argue with that plan
Armed with problem solving skills and paws with dexterity
One man’s trash is a treasure chest of food for me
Don’t get me wrong I’ll take some eggs over a PB & J
Open up that lid, and let’s see what’s on the menu today

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Use my nifty paws similar to those hands of yours
No thumbs but I can open up jars and doors
They’re great for climbing up and down providing support
My hind feet can turn backwards not just for sport
Climbing down the trees headfirst like mission impossible
I look cute all the time while scaling over any obstacle
Been known to bite, get to close
You might end up in the hospital
Keep your distance when admiring us raccoons
We’re so remarkable!

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